Old Newz

13.02.03- You may have noticed some editing, that was due to me saying that I would delete certain names, so I did. "The Man" caught up with me and found this site. I must now tell you this: I will not be held responsible for the actions or reactions of people or things that are on this site or have been to this site. If you care to read more of my propaganda please go to the other site, link below.

05.02.03- It has been quite some time since I updated this site, I have left it and moved to a new location, you can view my new site at popo.says.it. The reason why I have come here is to address an issue which I brought up the last time I updated. It seems [edit] has found this wonderful site, hi [edit], and does not like what I have to say. I am wondering if it is consequence or not that my car's antenna is now severly fucked up. I am hoping that it is not, but if it is I must say I am sorry to [edit] for giving him the feeling that my car did something to him. Taking out your anger on something other than me is stupid, it's like killing someone's dog because the person pissed you off, it is unnecessary and cowardly. If you have a problem with me solve it with me, this applies to everyone, not just [edit]. If you don't feel like you have the courage to solve it with me and my car receives any additional damage I will inform the police because it is in fact illegal to cause damage to other people's property, even if they did piss you off. To whoever fucked up my car: you obviously know how to find my car so find out how to find me and we'll settle this.

26.11.02- For the news today: One month from today will be the day of my birth. I have begun the design process for a new layout complete with new colors and backgrounds and new organization techniques. According to my sources the reason why we (the Rangers) did not make an appearance on Bullshit, whoops, I mean BullDawg broadcasting is because of a little speed bump named [edit] who repeatedly erases segments of film featuring us. His reason for making himself enemy number one of Killy C and several other Rangers appears to be that we talk alot of crap about BullDawg Broadcasting. If I ran a news program and people had probable cause for saying it sucked (e.g. the extra long footage of "stuff" including art and cd covers, the 10 second long black screen with white letters dropping, and the music that is so loud you can't hear what the people who have been asked stupid questions have to say) I would improve it, perhaps by featuring something the critisizers are interested in.

21.11.02- The promised new cartoon was put up today, click on the jesus lookin' one up there ^

16.11.02- If you took a gander at the thought written on this date you might note that I said I would make a new cartoon. I started it, I'm not quite done, but I'm done with the hard parts and most of the rest of the crap is easy and I'll finish it tomarrow and have it up for you. While I was working on this new cartoon I found two old ones that I haven't finished. I probably won't have them up tommarrow, but you might get lucky and I might get ambitious and finish one of them. In conclusion: be looking for at least one cartoon tomarrow, with a slight chance of two and an even slighter chance for three. That's all I got to say for now I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

13.11.02- I have been lazy lately, playing GTA3, driving to nowhere, going to school, and when I really think about it, I don't know what I do with several hours of the day, they are lost somewhere, hopefully I will find them. I want to get a job but I don't know if I'm ready to work, but I am ready for money. Maybe I'll do other stuff people tend to do when they grow up, like homework, but maybe not. I am hoping to rape this front area and make it better for you. Dax has offered to help me with the site (in other words he thinks it sucks and wants to fix it for me) so we will be working on it. If you think you have some knowledge or ideas to offer please e-mail me at gimpsta_b_pimpin@hotmail.com and I'll incorporate it if it is to my liking.

Oct. 30- I thought it was about time I updated the website. I'm sorry about the disclaimer on the from, I'm trying to get mcdoofus and mcnutt alot to shut up. please go to the message board and tell them to shut up. I'm sorry it took so long to update this piece of crap, but I've been busy (lazy) and I haven't had time (I've been playing video games and finding new ways to avoid my homework). This weekend I hope to update more and re-adjust the disclaimer and write some more thoughts. I am tired and pissed off and hot right now, I'm going to go draw things and plot to take over the world and go to sleep. I'm out

Oct. 15- Today is my bigger younger brother's birthday. Later I will write a little thought about the high speed paintball shoot-out that occured after our paintball match on Monday, and my near wreck today, but I'm too lazy to write much today, so you will have to wait. That's all I have to say for now so I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Oct. 9- In English yesterday Ms. Wright was talking about plagarism (or however spell it) and she said that there is a web site she goes to and types in a suspicious phrase and it will find all the sites on the internet that have the phrase, so I said, "what if I steal it from my site" or something like that, and she says that that is ok, because it is mine, then she asks if I really have a site, and I say yes, and she asks if she should go see it, and I say no, but a few of the people who have been here say yes, and so I am expecting her to stop by sometime. The purpose of this message is to say to Ms. Wright, I'm sorry about all the cussing, misspellings, and bad grammar, that's just me, that's how I write and that's who I am. Please write something in the message board Ms. Wright, and anyone else who reads this. That's all I have to say for now so I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Oct. 5- I will not be attending the paintball match today at Simon's because I will be busy babysitting some of my cousins and their friends. To make up for my absense I have found a very sexy paintball gun for you all to stare at and wish you had. Please don't get bitter at me for not being there, and if you needed a CO2 fill, that's just too bad, because even if I had gone I wouldn't be able to give you one, because my big tank is still too low to give you a good fill. I might write some more later today, and I am going to write about our adventure at the fair yesterday, so go look for that in the thoughts section. That's all for now, I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Oct. 4- I changed the Activism section (click on the red anarchist A to see it). I had a fun day today, I would tell you all about how I went to the fair with Cassie, Chrissie, Ryan and Dax, but I'm too tired, so I'll write about that when I wake up, and that could take days. That's all I have to babble about right now I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Oct. 2- Yes it has been quite some time since my last update and I was waiting for the idiot running this site to update, then I remembered that is me, so here you go. There is no major news. I get my license in 9 days (on October 11th for those who are mathematically challenged) so you best watch yo' self. October looks busy, but since I never put anything in the calendar you would never know. This makes me think about tearing down the calender and puting up a pretty link to my message board because right now I have that crappy link. And as I wrote that, I got a wonderful idea, I'll make a section for all the sections that I never update that way the fresher sections will get more attention, so be waiting for that, it will be up within the year. Like I just said about October being busy: 11th- I get my license; 12th- the band goes to Zia, in Albuquerque (which I hope to convince my mom to let me go to); 18th- Letter 27 and many other local bands have a concert, I don't know where and I dont' know what time, so stay posted for that if you want to hear good music that doesn't involve tamborines or didgeridoos (that is the official spelling which I have found on several web sites); 19th- PSAT; 19th/20th- High Rolls adventure #2, our name is still undecided, but we should still have some fun; and that's all I know right now for October. This has been a long update, so I hope it makes up for the lack of updates for the past week and a half. That's all for now, tune in same website, uh, you know the rest, and I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Sep. 20- Today was friday, and I went to a football game, perhaps you heard of it. You may venture to my thoughts section to hear of my days many wonderful adventures, from being threatened by shooting, to being told to leave the band alone, it will all be there, unless of course you go there as I write it because then it won't be there yet. That is all for now and I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Sep. 18- It has been a while since my last news update so I figured I should say something. Freshman election videos ran today, and the vote is tomarrow; and I was just wondering who gives a fuck? I know that I don't. The Student government has no real power, other than organizing dances and working really hard for pep assemblies and other "school spirit" type projects they do nothing. I also noticed that some of the female candidates were sporting ties, and I don't know what the fuck they think they are doing. Do they think that they are Avril Lavigne? well I am just going to say this: come back when you're pretty. This has almost turned into a thought, but I'm too lazy to write more and then copy and paste it into the thoughts section, so here it is. I want to get a copy of the Eminem show, but I have no money, no way of gettin to where I could get it, and no ID that says I'm 18 to buy it with, so if you have it please burn it for me. I made a new site today, and I should have just made a new section on this site instead, and I think that I will do that later, but for now you can see the basic idea at here. That is all I have to say for now, so I'll §йл Ґе Јд†к®

Sep. 4- today I added in a counter (which I stole from bravenet because I am a lazy bitch) and changed the logo to the top of the page. I am going to filter out the shit that is too personal and spread the word about my site, I think I'll wait until September 11th for that, because that will give me some time to make more cartoons and make things suck less. Until next time, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Aug. 30- earlier I wrote a news thing just like this, but it is gone, and the wonder of saving is revealed to me. I finished tallying up the votes for the top ten, and I'm not liking the votes, I think that on Tuesday we will have a group arguement over who the top 10 are. I posted up the results in my message board anyways. That's all for now, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®.

Aug. 25- I added 4 new pictures in the picture area today. They aren't very good, but what do you expect from me? That's all for now, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Aug. 24- In news from me today: I had a fun day of paintball today in which I was shot several times, but do not remember shooting anybody. Tomarrow I will be busy trying to read and mark Frankenstein, read the bible, and do my Trig and Geometry homework (yes, I am taking both trig and geometry, and yes, I am an idiot.) For anyone that is interested, if someone will get me a tutu (spelling unknown) to wear the next time I go paintballing, I would gladly do it, and I would encourage you to get it on tape. Go to my message board and add some names or bitch at me, whichever you prefer. I am thinking of making a cartoon about fat boy, and maybe doing weekly episodes, we'll talk about this shaith more at lunch on Monday. That is all for now, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Aug. 23- Today in chemistry Pfeifle (fat boy) suggested that I was high by looking right at me and saying, "4:20 in the morning isn't a very good time." because I couldn't figure out the density of water (and it turned out that my scale was broken and it wasn't my fault,) but throught the day I proved to myself that I must be high because all day I put 8-22-02 on all my papers and wearing a green paper hat in 6th and 8th, not to mention the fact that I wore my band shoes and my Honda bling all day. I am just now realizing that I don't need to smoke to be stoned off my ass. Go to the thoughts section for some fun, and read the news below for direction to the message board. That's all for now, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Aug. 21- I am busting this post because tomarrow I will be spreading the word about the list and I thought I might give some of you muthaz some direction. The list is located on a message board which is here. Check it out and if you don't see a name on there that you think should be there please post it up for us. Some time in September we will have a poll of the top ten finalists which you can vote on to see who really is the hottest biatch (I mean that with respect if you're a lady;) up in LCHS. If you just want to post on some random crap or you want to bitch about something please use the message board at 18grade_a_eggs. That's all for now, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®.

Aug. 14- Some people were having trouble finding the pimp netwerk and the poll was quite old so I took care of both of them. I dind't bother adding the old poll to the past poll results because I don't want to keep the poll up there, I'll just use it whenever I need it. I need to go and to my homework for english now so I'll be going §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Aug. 11- Yes, it looks like I lied; instead of just quitting this whole website I think I will just update it whenever the hell I feel like instead of every chance I get. If they had this "just do it whenever the hell you feel like it" plan for band I probably wouldn't have quit, although I still wish that I hadn't. The reason for me resuming my quest is due to my want to write a thought about those piece of shaith Hyundai comercials (go ahead, click on that funny looking link to the thoughts section and read about it.) I also resumed for the sake of pimpdom. Ah yes, the never ending persuit of pimpdom which is at times hard, but in the end quite rewarding. If you stay up-to-date on the message board of 18Grade_A_Eggs you will know that I recently called for an underground union of pimps in the name of pimpdom to share info on a message board which I will host on this site. It is now 12:10 A.M. (Sunday morning) and I have a book to read tomarrow (yes, the entire 206 page beast Frankenstein) so I must now say goodnight (or morning, or evening whichever best fits your needs.) That is all for now, I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Aug. 7- I was planning on just leading this post into a thought, but I don't feel like doing that this time because it is probably going to be my last post, and if it isn't the last then it will at least be the last one in a long time. I haven't posted in several days and the reason is that I don't really have any reason to. I don't really want to continue with this site because it has no more wonder for me. We had a big web site boom towards the end of school and on into the beginning of summer, but most of the sites didn't last, few were updated and most were forgotten. Mine has lasted this long but lately I have not had the will to continue. Part of the reason is because other people's websites have not been updated in a long time, and another part is that I no longer find it interesting to write sh*t on the internet and I no longer have the will to draw pictures, upload them, and write in the code to make things more fun. I also no longer find the internet as interesting as I once did. My craze with the internet started when I got a computer and my older brother showed me a couple sites to occupy my time (no, not porn sites, I found those on my own) Later I got into the import car thing and I found as many sites related to that as I could, then that no longer interested me. Later I found paintball and searched the internet for every one of those sites I could find, and that is when we started our web site dayz, which also kept me occupied. But now I no longer find all the paintball sites out there as interesting as they were when I found them so I don't think I'll be getting on the internet as much anymore. I also have no more interesting things to write about since I no longer have anything to live for other than the future. I have no more source of entertainment, I am looked down upon by the band kids because I go and watch them play and march because I quit but I still want to do it. I no longer have any point to this message so I will end it, but not with the classic §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®, but with a casual good bye

Jul. 30- I was reading the newspaper at my grandma's on Monday, and I noticed a little something (here's a hint, it has something to do with the news post before this one.) go to the thoughts section and check it out for some fun. that's all for now so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 27- ah yes, I stopped by our favorite paintball store today, Genesis, and you can read all about it in the thoughts section along with the other adventures that I experienced today. I made the past poll results area prettier by adding tables, and I added the opening date of Genesis's field, Exodus, to the calendar. That is all I have to say for now, so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 26- I have no where to go with this site anymore, I am trying to expand the sections I already have, but that is very boring and it sucks. I need your help for advice on how to expand shaith and to make things better, so e-mail me and tell me what you think. I forgot when I last updated the poll, the one that is up has probably been there for two weeks (keep in mind it said weekly poll) so I will probably change it tonight. Check out the thoughts section for my latest views on the world and I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 18- Yes, it looks like none of you people are liking to vote into my poll anymore. Why for you not vote into it fore me? my next poll will be better, but only if somebody votes on this one. Oh, and I almost forget, I write a new thought for you to read and to love. Vote, and I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 13 (later)- I woke up at 3:30 PM today, and I went to that car show, and it sucked. I was very bored today and I was thinking that we need another terrorist attack to liven things up. Think about it, nothing brings us together and keeps us from boredom quite like a killing of a bunch of our own for a politcal reason which we will misunderstand and use to drive us in a mad rage against one person who was not the only one responsible, but is an easy target for our rage. Today I changed the poll because the last one sucked and no one voted. That is all for now so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 13- Ah yes, it is 3 am, it is now legally Saturday the 13th of July and in 12 hours I will be at a car show right down the street from my current location. I wrote another thought for you to check out, I added a little thing where when you put the mouse over a link it gets underlined (I stole it from quik's site so check it out) and I plan on doing some work on the look of every page: getting more of the page titles in green and blue from flaming text. That is all for now so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 10- I have not done anything for the site today and I probably won't. I just wanted to write some news. Simon is in Colorado so I don't have anyone to be stupid with or talk to on messenger so I am pretty damn bored. I have been working with my dad all week and tomarrow and the next day I am scheduled to work at my grandma's and great grandma's so once again I am busy. But this time when I am not working I am bored like I haven't been in a long time. I am so bored I played my trombone for 10 minutes, it was pretty fun, I played to the beat of the songs my brother was playing on the computer. That is all for now, have a nice day and I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 4- I finally fixed all of those pictures in the menu so now the whole page doesn't move when you put your mouse on them. I would like to make some flash cartoons, but in order to do that, you have to know how to use flash, so anyone who knows how and would like to teach me, please e-mail me at gimpsta_b_pimpin@hotmail.com. I have another cartoon ready for drawing, if you have any ideas for cartoons, or you have a cartoon that you would like me to feature on the site please e-mail me at gimpsta_b_pimpin@hotmail.com, have a nice day, and I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jul. 3- It is yet another busy week for me. I spent Monday night, all of Tuesday, and up to 3 today in El Paso at my uncle's house scraping crap off the side of his pool. Before that--on Monday-- I was painting a house that my dad is going to buy to rent out. All this happened the day after I wrote the Jun. 30 news break, a night on which I stayed up 'till about 2 am on, working on the site, taking a midnight shower and then cleaning my room for a couple hours, just to wake up at 9 to paint a house. Thursday and Friday look busy for me too, I'll be working at my grandma's, my great grandma's and also working for my dad. Today will be the only day that I have to do crap other than tomarrow, so I am going to try to get shaith done on this web site. While working on the pool I thought up a new cartoon, I'll draw it today if I have time.
---------->Update, new cartoon availible!!<---------- That's all for now, tune in next time and I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jun. 30- I have been doing much lately: all week I've been working with my dad or at my grandma or great grandma's house, on Saturday I went to the races and today (Sunday) I went to Caballo lake and swam and fished, we caught 15 fish on 2 poles fishing for 3 or 4 hours, but only kept 7. So ya, sh*t has been busy for me. When I have time (maybe tonight, if not tonight then probably within the next week) I will write some thoughts in the thoughts section (gee, who would have guessed) about the races and fishing and other sh*t. I also plan on writing another letter to blake at paintball.com to stir sh*t up again. That is all for now so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к® are you copying this? that is excellent, please tell everyone you know about my shitty site so you can all laugh at it together!!
Jun. 28- The long awaited new cartoon is now available!!! I made it today after listening to some Grцыp X that I downloaded on my music stealing program. You should get some of their sh*t, it is really funny. If I see their album (Stepping On The Crowtche Of Your Americain Presidente) I will buy it. I also threw in a pretty table down towards the bottom there, it took me about 10 min. I got a call from the cops today, they wanted to know if I was gonna give them money for some "fund raiser" but the last time I tried to give a cop money I was in court for "bribery;" those cops are some sneaky people. That is all for now so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jun. 26- yes, I have a pictures section up now. It sucks for now, but soon it will crush all of you, take up all of my disk space, and destroy my site. In a while I will fix the pictures in the menu. You might be thinking "what are you going to do, get good ones?" and I say no, I'm going to make the pictures line up so that the site doesn't move when you put your mouse on them, but that will come later, I am lazy today. My poll question kind of sucks, especially since all of you vote 1 (in case you read this after the poll has changed, the question was "on a scale from 1 to 10, how likely are you to participate in a skool shooting") My questions in the future will suck more and you will pray for that one again. I'm tired and I'm going to take a nap so I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jun. 23- Today I tried a new site layout and I didn't like it, so I changed it back to this. Take the poll that is right on the left there, I thought it was funny, I hope you do too. I'll be making a different poll every week if I remember. Have fun and I'll §Ђл Ґе Јд†к®

Jun. 20- You might notice that the background is once again white; I changed it for two reasons: faster page loads and more readibility of my words. I will soon add a pictures section, make three sections of writing: news, announcments and thoughts. That is all for now §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 19- I took off that scrolling crap at the bottom (in the area where it normally shows the page loading.) If you didn't notice then you aren't missing much. Check out the new links section, I will have a picture for it soon, and yes I know that the picture for flaming text does not work, the reason for that is that I have not yet stolen a picture from their site to use yet, I'll do that tomarrow, or later. That is all for now: §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 17- Yes, I am back from my Dallas/Fort Worth extravaganza, and let me tell you we should go there some time. Read all about it in my thoughts section. §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 6- Blake e-mailed me back, he was damn fast, that amazed me, and he put my letter on paintball.com and a bunch of people seem to be under the control of what he says because they hate me, but 1 or 2 people agreed with me and wanted to kill Blake. What really pisses me off is that he totally missed the point of my e-mail, and just treated me like I was an 8 year old asking a cop what his job was or some sh*t like that. I wrote a response to his e-mail and I hope he puts that one on the site too, that would shut those retards up. Well it's been fun e-mail me and I'll §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 5- I am starting to hate many things, I want to fight and change things, I am having trouble getting results, maybe it is the Rage Against the Machine living deep in my mind, trying to get me to fight for what I believe in. Here is my rage: paintball.com recently ran an article in their mailbag section about how cheating is part of every sport, which I think is totally wrong. When we play, we have no refs, when we are hit, we go back to the equipment dump, if we think we are hit but are not sure, we call for a paint check, we are honest. But every once in our time somebody (let's just say purple masks and shooting two markers at the same time would describe this individual) comes along and cheats enraging all of us, making us want to kill, which is how I feel about this paintball.com article. This paintball.com staffer "Blake" says it is only cheating if you get caught. Join my activism, e-mail blake and tell him you don't support cheating. I wish I could do more to stop cheating, but all I can do for now is want to kill, ask you to e-mail this guy with me, and stomp it out whenever I see it. §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 1- It took me a while to do all that crap with the mouseover picture changing crap up in the menu, I hope you like it. I would like to thank Mr. Jones for having that effect on his site (tha beef) so that I could view the source, sift through the tripod crap, find it, convert it, and bring it to you. I got that calendar crap up, so you can see where I'm gonna be at, and you can place the bomb in the correct location. Send me your plans for fun and going to the movies @ gimpsta_b_pimpin@hotmail.com and I will get them put into the calendar. §ee Ґa Јater

May 29- You might have noticed a few changes around the site. Sure there are the more obvious things like the new background and moved menu, but did you notice the small things? small things like how I edited the thought on my ignominy (yes, I learned some of the vocab words in english), and the very hard to notice thing, taking 5 lines off of the large gap below.

I am planning on expanding the thoughts section and the bike section. When I do all that crap I'll write about it here. §ee Ґa Јater

May 24- Today is the last day of school, but if you weren't keeping count you wouldn't even know. There were no screams of joy, no "have a good summer" announcment, no fireworks or police sirens, there was nothing. Maybe it lacked all of this because school ended for us a long time ago, we all gave up too long ago to remember, to us, it hardly matters anymore, school is just a place to see your friends.

Now here is my rage: It is about 1:15, I was supposed to be paintballing at 12. "What the f*ck is your problem?" you might ask. My problem is that so many make so many plans that I'm not sure what is going through and what isn't. And by the time the plan is going to happen it is too late, both my parents are working and all the ballaz are out balling so I can't get a ride. This wouldn't be so bad, me missing a paintball match, except that the ballaz rely on my for CO2. Now the purpose of all this is that I propose that we get a set day to ball on. This way we can tell our parents "hey you, I need a ride every third saturday of every month to go ballin'" and when they say, "alrighty then" you will know that you will be able to make it. So how 'bout it my fellow ballaz, let's end this confusion, and hold a match every third saturday, alternating between Simon's field and John's field.

Jun. 20- You might notice that the background is once again white; I changed it for two reasons: faster page loads and more readibility of my words. I will soon add a pictures section, make three sections of writing: news, announcments and thoughts. That is all for now §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 19- I took off that scrolling crap at the bottom (in the area where it normally shows the page loading.) If you didn't notice then you aren't missing much. Check out the new links section, I will have a picture for it soon, and yes I know that the picture for flaming text does not work, the reason for that is that I have not yet stolen a picture from their site to use yet, I'll do that tomarrow, or later. That is all for now: §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 17- Yes, I am back from my Dallas/Fort Worth extravaganza, and let me tell you we should go there some time. Read all about it in my thoughts section. §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 6- Blake e-mailed me back, he was damn fast, that amazed me, and he put my letter on paintball.com and a bunch of people seem to be under the control of what he says because they hate me, but 1 or 2 people agreed with me and wanted to kill Blake. What really pisses me off is that he totally missed the point of my e-mail, and just treated me like I was an 8 year old asking a cop what his job was or some sh*t like that. I wrote a response to his e-mail and I hope he puts that one on the site too, that would shut those retards up. Well it's been fun e-mail me and I'll §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 5- I am starting to hate many things, I want to fight and change things, I am having trouble getting results, maybe it is the Rage Against the Machine living deep in my mind, trying to get me to fight for what I believe in. Here is my rage: paintball.com recently ran an article in their mailbag section about how cheating is part of every sport, which I think is totally wrong. When we play, we have no refs, when we are hit, we go back to the equipment dump, if we think we are hit but are not sure, we call for a paint check, we are honest. But every once in our time somebody (let's just say purple masks and shooting two markers at the same time would describe this individual) comes along and cheats enraging all of us, making us want to kill, which is how I feel about this paintball.com article. This paintball.com staffer "Blake" says it is only cheating if you get caught. Join my activism, e-mail blake and tell him you don't support cheating. I wish I could do more to stop cheating, but all I can do for now is want to kill, ask you to e-mail this guy with me, and stomp it out whenever I see it. §ee Ґa Јater

Jun. 1- It took me a while to do all that crap with the mouseover picture changing crap up in the menu, I hope you like it. I would like to thank Mr. Jones for having that effect on his site (tha beef) so that I could view the source, sift through the tripod crap, find it, convert it, and bring it to you. I got that calendar crap up, so you can see where I'm gonna be at, and you can place the bomb in the correct location. Send me your plans for fun and going to the movies @ gimpsta_b_pimpin@hotmail.com and I will get them put into the calendar. §ee Ґa Јater

May 29- You might have noticed a few changes around the site. Sure there are the more obvious things like the new background and moved menu, but did you notice the small things? small things like how I edited the thought on my ignominy (yes, I learned some of the vocab words in english), and the very hard to notice thing, taking 5 lines off of the large gap below.

I am planning on expanding the thoughts section and the bike section. When I do all that crap I'll write about it here. §ee Ґa Јater

May 24- Today is the last day of school, but if you weren't keeping count you wouldn't even know. There were no screams of joy, no "have a good summer" announcment, no fireworks or police sirens, there was nothing. Maybe it lacked all of this because school ended for us a long time ago, we all gave up too long ago to remember, to us, it hardly matters anymore, school is just a place to see your friends.

Now here is my rage: It is about 1:15, I was supposed to be paintballing at 12. "What the f*ck is your problem?" you might ask. My problem is that so many make so many plans that I'm not sure what is going through and what isn't. And by the time the plan is going to happen it is too late, both my parents are working and all the ballaz are out balling so I can't get a ride. This wouldn't be so bad, me missing a paintball match, except that the ballaz rely on my for CO2. Now the purpose of all this is that I propose that we get a set day to ball on. This way we can tell our parents "hey you, I need a ride every third saturday of every month to go ballin'" and when they say, "alrighty then" you will know that you will be able to make it. So how 'bout it my fellow ballaz, let's end this confusion, and hold a match every third saturday, alternating between Simon's field and John's field.

May 17- I haven't added much, but I thought I should just update this news type section. I have some subjects ready for which I will write some b*tchin' thoughts in my thoughts section. I have also decided edit up all my cussing so that I don't offend too many people. What really pisses me off are opinion polls that are just a bunch of sh*t, like at lchs buzz, check out their bullsh*t "how is the site coming along" poll. They can edit the results of poll, so that only the votes they like count. The last time I was at the site there were 5 in the excellent bracket and 21 in the terrible bracket, now there are 16 in terrible and 20 in excellent. Now in a traditional poll, there are no negative votes, so how the hell could the number go down? The answer is web"masters" who don't like the views of their site users. Now you might be thinking, "hey, why doesn't this lazy b*tch Kyle put up a poll so we can say his site sucks?" and the answer is simple, I don't know how. Well you might now be thinking "well either do those lazy b*tches at the buzz, they just got that sh*t from some site with free polls, so why don't you do the same?" and the answer to that is also simple, although they give full credit to the creator of that poll, I don't believe in putting anything on my site that you can get somewhere else, if I think you might like it, I'll link it. Now you might be thinking "what the f*ck is up with that flag on the front?" well my only answer to that is, the site that you can find that flag may not agree with your parents, and it isn't as big, nor does it have the quote I included. Now this might not all make sense to you, but that's ok, cause I don't know what I'm talking about either. The truth is, I wanted to give some crap to the creators of the buzz, and I still wanted to keep all of the truth in so I don't get b*tched at either. I realized that the more I write, the less I make sense so I'm gonna go now. That's all for now, §ee Ґa Јater.

May 11- As you might have noticed, I have added things and changed things around. When I first made this site I had a vision of random craziness, and when I woke up an hour later I continued my work. The site had become more paintball related than anything else, so instead of having multiple paintball pages on the menu I put them in another area, adding a section about where to find the cheapest prices. I also added a cartoon area, where I will draw half-ass cartoons, and show them to you, quite an excellent idea if I do say so myself. I also made the research section url different, so that it is more convincing for use on research papers. Well, that's all for now, enjoy the site, and I'll §ee Ґa Јater.

May 4- right now it is technically May 3rd, but by tha time I finish writing this it will be May 4th, hence tha date "May 4" (quoting myself.) I am working on a new site right now, with another conspirator, we should have it up by August, hopefully sooner, but maybe not, so when we finish I will put up a very sexy link.
This brings me to my next subject, once I get my new site up I am moving tha "mommy" section to the other web site, and I will remove it from here, so once my new site is up I encourage you to discourage anyone in your family other than you (and your hot sister if you have one) from coming to this site. Soon after tha launch of my new site I will fill this one with filth. (I probably won't, I'll just put my opinion which is offending enough in most cases.)
In tha future I plan on expanding tha section to tha left known as the menu, and putting only picture icons like I have started with tha bike (which I drew myself you piece of trash, Quikie) and tha CO2 lookin' tank. (just a side note, I respect Quikie, he just sometimes angers me, but that is ok, because Rage is tha air I breathe) Happy viewing, and: §ee Ґa Јater

Apr. 30- well, it is now official, I am lazy, I said in my last announcement I was going to get a links section up and I didn't. I have decided not to put up a links section, I am going to put up a news section and a "best mutha fuggin' paintball site" section where I will put up which site has the best deal on what so you bastards (quoting snail) don't over pay. I am planning on putting up just icons, instead of words in the menu to the left there (Someone please e-mail me and tell me how to do that thing where when you hover over a picture with the mouse and it will say something) That's all for now, §ee Ґa Јater

Apr. 20- it's 4-20 and while millions of americans are getting stoned off of their asses, I have been working on the site. as you might have noticed, I installed a table on this front page. I will not longer be deleting these announcements, so you can read past announcements (there is only the second most recent one because I deleted all of the other ones.) Please direct any people who are new to paintball to the "be prepared for paintball" section, it is designed for new players and for old players with memory loss. Please direct people whoes mommies won't let them play to the, you guessed it, "I want to paintball, but my mommy won't let me" section. Later I will put in a links section so that all of your wonderful sites can be seen from my wonderful site. Until then: §ee Ґa Јater

Apr. 14- All of the sections are working, so check them out for some fun.